Hey y’all! Bachelor Mondays are back which means the Bachelor summary is back on the blog every Tuesday! You know I am a Bachelor super fan so I am excited to share with all of you!
So to recap last week, the sloth (Alex D), Laura, Revian, Cinderella (Erin), Devin, Tahzjuan, and Jane all went home. Last week we were left thinking Catherine was the new Krystal, but this week a new villain surfaces. Turns out sweet, innocent Demi is not what she seems. But before we get to all that…
The episode starts with a shirtless Colton that is wearing a lot of foundation. Yikes. He tells us the first group date plan. He is taking the ladies to a theater so they can each tell him a story about a “first”. Now fast forward to the actual date. Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly welcome the Bachelor crew and help the girls write their stories. Colton kicks off the storytelling by talking about his virginity. Surprise Surprise. The girls all tell their stories and Demi even kisses Colton in the middle of hers. Oh, man did our virgin bachelor move fast on this group date! By the end of the night Colton had kissed Demi, Elyse, and Hannah G. Elyse was given the group date rose because Colton felt he saw a different side of her that night. To say Demi was pissed is an understatement.
Next up is the first one-on-one date with Alabama Hannah. Colton has high expectations for this date, but it did not exactly work out like that. Before they even get to the date location Hannah has already told us it is her birthday about 10 times. Then Colton has the idea that they should both propose toasts. Hannah is at a loss for words and keeps it short and sweet but saying Roll Tide. The whole date you can just sense how awkward Hannah is and how hard Colton is trying to make her comfortable. They decide to get into the hot tub and the awkwardness is still there. Colton is now second guessing giving Hannah a rose and questioning his overall judgment. Colton tells us if Hannah does not open up then she will be going home. Hannah then decides to ask Colton why he is a virgin. After Colton explains it for the millionth time, Hannah tells us how she planned to wait until marriage, but she did not. Apparently, Colton liked what he heard and Alabama Hannah got herself a rose.
Now it is time for the second group date. The date has a summer camp vibe and we find out the group will be split into two teams. Now for the plot twist, the winning team will stay overnight. Billy Eicher is the special guest and makes several jokes about Colton’s virginity. The red team wins and get some one-on-one time with Colton. Colton kisses Katie after bonding over their mutual competitiveness, He kisses Caelynn over their commonality of visiting children’s hospitals. Lastly, he holds hands with Heather after she tells him she is not just a virgin, but she has never even kissed someone. At the end of the night, the group date rose is given to Heather.
During the cocktail party the biggest thing that happens is that Demi invites Colton to her “fantasy closet” and gives him a back rub. After that there are just the usual conversation interruptions and tears. Oh and Onyeka and an air horn… Anyways, the girls sent home this week are: Annie, Alex, Angelique, and Erika. None of which we have seen or heard from very much. None of Colton’s decisions so far have been outrageous.
So we have learned so far that Demi is the new villain, Colton is always shown shirtless or showering, if you took a shot for every time Colton’s virginity was mentioned you would be blackout drunk, and Colton may not be holding on to his virginity for long. Looks like we are in for a crazy ride!